I am a mutt and proud of it. I don’t intend to trash talk the purebred dog but for this week’s Pet Column topic I thought you should be aware of the impact that the demand for designer dogs (crossing purebreds with other kinds of purebreds) is making upon all dogs. From overcrowding shelters with unadoptable “designs” gone wrong to dogs living a life of suffering because of their failed “design”, I can help you avoid these pitfalls.

According to the New York Post the labradoodle became America’s second-favorite dog in 2010. But the man who first invented the breed by crossing a Labrador with a poodle in the ’80s ended up regretting it. “I opened a Pandora’s box, that’s what I did,” said puppy-breeding manager Wally Conron in 2014. “So many people are just breeding for the money. So many of these dogs have physical problems, and a lot of them are just crazy.”

Originally, Conron’s creation came from a desire to do good. He was fulfilling a request from a couple who needed a pooch that would serve as a guide dog for a blind woman but also be hypoallergenic for her husband.

Once the magic canine was produced, word got out and everyone wanted one. There was just one problem: Labradoodles don’t come out the same way every time. Their coats — and their behavior — are actually unpredictable; some aren’t even hypoallergenic. Ever wonder what happens to those who don’t come out as predicted?

But I don’t want to just pick on Labradoodles, the miniature Yorkies, Pomeranians and Chihuahuas, often seen hitching a ride in celebrity purses, are created by breeding runts with runts. But runts are usually the unhealthiest dogs of the litter, and those health problems are passed down. Teacup mothers often die giving birth.

The high price of cute, according to Madeline Bernstein, author of Designer Dogs by Demand,.”Demand for these dogs has led to a corrupt underground economy that funnels animals through puppy mills, swap meets, Internet sales and retail stores that often buy from disreputable sources”.

Purebred dogs often incur health problems, with French bulldogs being one of the most prominent examples. Their increasingly flattened noses make breathing difficult, while their distorted body shapes mean natural mating is now impossible. (Artificial insemination is used instead.) When it’s time to give birth, mother dogs must have C-sections, because French bulldogs’ heads are too large for a natural delivery.

So of course I would always recommend that you adopt from a shelter. But if you have your heart set on a labradoodle, a goldendoodle, a puggle or a maltipoo just make sure you find a reputable breeder. Responsible breeders don’t sell their dogs over the Internet (although advertising their business online is fine). They shouldn’t ask you to meet in a parking lot (it’s more common than you think). They’ll deal in one or two breeds — not several. There shouldn’t be multiple litters available — you may have to wait for one.

You should also be allowed and encouraged to look around the breeder’s property. And you should be able to ask for references from past customers. Take your time and find your new forever friend the right way.

Or just come and adopt me.  My name is Tesla, a five year-young black and white lab mix. I arrived at Second Chance as a stray and get along well with other dogs that are calm but I really would prefer my new family to not have other dogs. I walk well on a leash and love belly rubs, kicking it with my peeps and hiking.

Second Chance Humane Society Animal Resource Center and Thrift Shops service San Miguel, Ouray & Montrose Counties. Call the SCHS Helpline at 626-2273 to report a lost pet, learn about adopting a homeless pet, or about the SCHS Spay/Neuter, Volunteer, Feral Cat, or other Programs. View our shelter pets and services online: www.adoptmountainpets.org.